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1.6 Blamestorming (Monday June 29 at 7pm)

The attic roof collapses. Who’s at fault? Dave and Tonia convene a “Blamestorming” session to get to the bottom of things. As the Keller kids try to pass the buck, their testimony reveals that Eli wanted to play a forbidden pay-per-view boxing match for his buds. Avalon wanted to impress Eli’s hunky friend Cody Flowers with her culinary capabilities. And Ronnie wanted a pet raccoon. A satellite dish, a vicious skunk and Cody Flowers all on one roof? Sounds like Eli, Ronnie and Avalon are collectively to blame for the roof’s collapse. But then Eli and Avalon do a little investigating of their own. They find a hole in their parents’ story. A hole almost as big as the one in the roof.

Tuesday June 2 at 9pm

1.14 Branded

Avalon is crushing on Cody Flowers.  Too bad Cody can’t remember her name.  So Av drags Eli into a scheme to spend more time with Cody – in detention. When that fails, Avalon enlists Dad’s help to make her unforgettable.  Dave proposes to turn Avalon into a brand as famous as teen singing sensation Amanda Santa Anna. With Dave’s launch of the Avalon Brand of Liquid Antibacterial Soap, Avalon ends up with more fame (and more detention) than she ever bargained for.  Meanwhile, Eli tries to ditch chem class to catch a movie with Caitlin.  Unfortunately, now that his sister is famous, Eli can’t make a move without Avalon’s fans following him.

1.13 Breakaway

Eli and Avalon both promise Tracey Dupont-Roymont a ride to the new drive-in movie “First and Last Forever”. Too bad neither of them has a license. Or a car. Avalon scours the Mac-Massey High yearbook for potential drivers. Eli enlists Dad’s help to perfect his driving so he can take the road test (for the third time) and actually pass. It’s not like he hasn’t been to Driver’s Ed. It’s just that darn parallel parking issue. Can Eli learn how to drive with Dave’s patented Keller Visualization technique? Well, no. Especially since Eli and Dave never get out of the driveway.