From Jeff Hicks of the Record:
Worldâ€™s only female werewolf comes to tranquil Hespeler
Hespeler village is home to herons and swans and turtles. Sounds peaceful, doesnâ€™t it? Not so fast. In a few weeks, thanks to TV producers, bloodthirsty werewolves running with a lovely lycanthrope will be moving in. There goes the neighbourhood. Read more.