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New Monday: Satisfaction, Amazing Race Canada


Satisfaction, CTV – “Janet”
When the question of having kids together comes up, Jason (Luke Macfarlane) and Maggie (Leah Renee) don’t see eye to eye. Meanwhile, Mark (Ryan Belleville) tries to teach Simon (Pat Thornton) a thing or two about going to a club.

The Amazing Race Canada, CTV – “Grab a Nug”
The racers embark on an epic trek across the mighty Canadian north, where things get icy both in the water and on land. And in the desert of the Yukon, a speed bump trips up the Tims.


New Monday: Satisfaction, Amazing Race Canada, The Next Star


Satisfaction, CTV – “Penis Face Cat Funeral”
Maggie (Leah Renee) takes on the challenge of planning a funeral for Bea’s (Nikki Payne) recently deceased cat. In the meantime, Jason (Luke Macfarlane) informs Mark (Ryan Belleville) that he’s run into their old antagonizing college don, David Blowman (guest star Jerry O’Connell). Mark is not impressed. David not only tortured Mark through most of university, he drew a penis on his face one night that left a permanent scar! With Jason’s persuasion, Mark reluctantly gives David a second chance and meets up for beers and chit chat. As it turns out, David’s actually changed for the better. But Mark can’t get over what he did, so he decides to resolve the situation the only way he knows how; by waiting for David to pass out and drawing a penis on his face. Meanwhile, funeral plans for “Tuxedo” don’t go as smoothly as hoped, and Maggie ends up offending Bea and her dead cat. Now, she has to really commit to the memory of “Tuxedo,” and put on the best damn cat funeral Bea has ever seen. Now if she can just figure out where she left the cat’s corpse…? With a penis now on his face, David announces to Jason and Mark not only that he’s gay, but that today is the day he tells his parents. Now, Jason and Mark have to figure out how to get the penis off his face, without letting him know it’s there in the first place.

Amazing Race Canada, CTV
The race around the country continues as the remaining teams compete for the historic half-a-million dollar grand prize.

The Next Star, YTV – Auditions part 3
Auditions continue in Toronto and the Next Star Judges are blown away by all the musical talent. The six-city audition tour wraps up in Winnipeg and as we round out the Top 12 kids who will move on to the next round of the competition in Toronto! Host Carlos Bustamante reveals the kids that the Judges think deserve a second shot at the spotlight as this seasons Wildcard.


New Monday: Satisfaction, Amazing Race Canada, Next Star


Satisfaction, CTV – “First Contact”
A new girl (guest star Jessica Paré, MAD MEN) moves into the building putting Mark (Ryan Belleville) and Simon (Pat Thornton) in competition with each other to be the first to meet her. Meanwhile, Jason (Luke Macfarlane) and Maggie (Leah Renee) meet a polyamorous couple (guest stars Gabriel Miller, CORNER GAS and Sean Majumder, THIS HOUR HAS 22 MINUTES), but worry they might want to be more than just friends.

The Amazing Race Canada, CTV
The race around the country continues as the remaining teams compete for the historic half-a-million dollar grand prize.

The Next Star, YTV – “Auditions Part 2”
The Canada-wide audition tour continues in Halifax and Montreal, where talented kids come from far and wide for a chance to sing their heart out and score a Golden Ticket. Then, the tour touches down in Toronto where Next Star host Carlos Bustamante is greeted by the biggest line-up this city has ever seen!


New Monday: Amazing Race Canada series premiere, Satisfaction, The Next Star


Satisfaction, CTV – “The Pot and the Pirate”
Wanting to keep up appearances as the young, hip couple, Jason (Luke MacFarlane) and Maggie (Leah Renee) agree to score pot for their suburbanite friends. After exhausting all routes to pot, Maggie and Jason hit the local park with hopes of finding a dealer. By the end of the night they’ve got no pot and had a close call with the cops. Luckily, a visit to Mark’s (Ryan Belleville) doctor (played by guest star Gordon Pinsent), results in a stash of medical marijuana. But can they hang on to it long enough for their suburbanite friends to come over and partake in it? This episode also features special appearances by Tommy Chong (as himself) and comedian Andy Kindler.

Amazing Race Canada, CTV – “Where in the World is Ogopogo?” series premiere
On your Mark, get set….RACE! The series marks the first-ever all-Canadian race around the country, as nine teams compete for the historic half-a-million dollar grand prize. Hosted by Olympic Champion Jon Montgomery, the nine teams include a pair of sisters Vanessa and Celina (Ottawa, ON), father and son Tim Senior and Tim Junior (Winnipeg, MB), dating couple Kristen and Darren (Fairmont Hot Springs, BC), brothers Jody (Ottawa, ON) and Cory (Edmonton, AB), twins Treena and Tennille (Hamilton, ON), two sets of best friends – Jet and Dave (London, ON), and Jamie (Airdrie, AB) and Pierre (Innisfail, AB), fitness icons Hal and Joanne (Oakville, ON), and doctors Holly and Brett (Montreal, QC).

The Next Star, YTV – Auditions Part 1 – season premiere
The Next Star embarks on its sixth nationwide search for Canada’s next singing sensations. Auditions kick-off in Calgary and Vancouver where excited hopefuls have lined up for their chance to impress the judges and walk away with one of twelve Golden Tickets. Carlos Bustamante joins in on the fun as the new host of Season 6.