In the news: Handicapping Canada’s Next Top Model

Vinay Menon of the Toronto Star rates the models:

  • Who will be Canada’s Next Top Model?
    “So to handicap the 10 new contestants, I consulted psychics, lurked in chatrooms, scrutinized thousands of pictures, performed background checks, analyzed secretly obtained audition footage and, oh yeah, studied interview segments from Star! Daily. Then I poured myself a martini and thanked God my wife never reads this dispatch. “