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Comedian Steve Patterson aims for laughs in HGTV’s latest reno show

It takes just a few minutes for one to realize that Steve Patterson was hired to host I Wrecked My House—debuting Tuesday on HGTV—because he’s funny and not for his home renovating skills. Why? He almost put an eye out swinging an axe at a run-down kitchen cabinet.

“That was almost the shortest run of any hosting job,” Patterson says with a laugh on the phone from Ottawa. “The crew told me that it was plexiglass and wouldn’t shatter. Somehow I shattered it and it flew back in my face. Fortunately, I was wearing safety goggles or I would have been doing the rest of the show with an eyepatch.”

Patterson, veteran comic and host of CBC’s The Debaters, was hired on by Ottawa’s Mountain Road Productions to host a comedy series for HGTV that had an element of home renovation to it. The hook? While the series would showcase homeowners who tried—and failed—to pull off their own DIY projects, humour rather than meanspiritedness would be the order of the day. That’s precisely what you get in Tuesday’s debut, when Patterson visits homeowner Tim and his family in Port Colborne, Ont. A gaping hole in a kitchen allows one to peer up into the second-floor bathroom, a half-door lets someone cooking at the store talk to the person in the main-floor loo and lengths of wood clutter the main entryway.

“It was important to everyone involved that we focus on the humour,” Patterson explains. “We cast people that had a sense of humour about themselves and the work that they had done. Or hadn’t done.” For most people, a fairly simply renovation can balloon out of proportion. Throw in the daily challenges of life, work and a family and before you know it, that weekend project has stretched out for months. Or years.

Filming for the first season took place largely around Southern Ontario during one of the most brutal winters on record. Patterson admits he did the least amount of work on the project because of his touring schedule—his I Laugh Therefore I Think spring tour resumes in a few weeks—and praises contractor Dave Rannala and his small squad who turned what usually takes months of renovating into days in order to keep the production hours tight.

It was very much a guerrilla-style of filming, with everyone helping each other to get shows in the can; one crew member, Andrew, is a carpenter who helped with the demo, the film crew and was the show’s unit photographer. They all worked hard to get the jobs done and create a program that not only fixes bad builds but celebrates family.

“This is going to sound corny, but what makes a home is the couple,” Patterson says. “It could easily be an overbearing spouse complaining, but it’s never about that. They have appreciated the effort the person put in and you laugh it off because there’s love in the home that allows you to do that.”

I Wrecked My House airs Tuesdays at 10 p.m. ET on HGTV.

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Review: Cutler grabs the spotlight on Remedy

The first time I saw Niall Matter on the small screen, it was chasing—and being chased by—dinosaurs on Primeval: New World. Next up was flyboy Tag Cummins (still the best-ever name in primetime TV) on Arctic Air and murderous Damian Cutter on Motive. They’ve all been memorable roles, but nothing has compared to his gig as Dr. Peter Cutler on Remedy.

Up until Monday’s new episode, “Secrets and Lies,” Cutler has been the hottie (and sometime hot-head) mixing it up with Allen in the ER and Mel in the bedroom. But last night’s storylines not only fleshed out the character but showed Matter’s acting chops as well. Kudos to writer David Barlow, who successfully balanced humour (snake on the loose!) with the drama and family angst we’ve come to expect every Monday.

(And congratulations to Enrico Colantoni for his directing. I count the fact I didn’t see a boom mike in any shots as a job well done.)

The first word in Monday’s episode, “secrets,” certainly pertained to Cutler in two instances. He’d been keeping it under wraps that he applied to a hospital in Dallas … until they called Bethune for a reference and were passed along to Allen. That forced Cutler to admit it to Mel, who took it with her usual level-headedness. In other words, she immediately began to shut him out in order to hide her own feelings at the thought of him leaving.

(Mel is a complex character who is fascinating to watch. When she’s happy, she’s positively giddy. But upset her or betray her? You’re pretty much dead to Mel, something driven home once again to Griff when she assumed he was lying regarding being clean for five days. Now Mel’s cut ties with Griff and doesn’t want to hear from him until he’s hit rock bottom? Not cool.)

But back to Cutler, whose latest patient in peril, Jennifer, was in the ER and suffering from an acute infection. Turns out she’d been keeping a secret from hubby Nick: she’d had an abortion because having a baby would have screwed up their career plan and residual tissue infected her uterus and threatened her life. I’m always fascinated by couples who put having kids on hold “until the right time.” You can’t plan a good time to have kids, something Jennifer and Nick found out. The tortured look on Cutler’s face was killing me—he was caught between patient confidentiality and telling Nick what was really going on—and led to great emotional moments.

When will TV characters learn that telling someone “not to freak out” will ALWAYS cause them to freak out? Griff learned that the hard way when he informed Zoe of his drug situation. It didn’t matter to her that he was clean now, he had been using drugs and lying to her about it. Zoe is leaving me a little cold this season. I understand she’s won’t suffer fools anymore—look at the way she dismissed her mom—but she and Griff became a couple and moved in together so they could support each other. Griff is asking Zoe for help and she’s not listening. Of course, that conflict opens the door for a possible romance with the researcher…

And finally, I’m hoping the whole feud between Sandy and Jason is over. He punched out a prisoner to save her from being a hostage for crying out loud; time for her to listen and heed his warnings. It meant Sandy broke up with Gord (tear), but she needs to get her head in the game and concentrate more on work and less on butting heads with her boss.

Notes and quotes

  • I love over-the-top funny moments like the snake in the ER. There’s often so much drama we need levity to break things up.
  • “You have a sex date!” — Mel
  • Where’s Bruno? He had some meaty storylines in Season 1 but has been missing for most of this season. What gives?
  • It was great to see Noam Jenkins guest as Dennis, the new chief of staff. His plans to turn Bethune into a largely out-patient facility didn’t win him any friends with Zoe and Allen.

Remedy airs Mondays at 9 p.m. ET/PT on Global.

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Mr. D and Orphan Black topline WGC Awards

CBC’s Mr. D and Space’s Orphan Black were among the winners at the 19th annual Writers Guild of Canada Awards delivered from the TELUS Centre for Performance and Learning’s Koerner Hall on Monday night.

Rounding out the glitzfest—hosted by Ryan Belleville (Satisfaction)—were trophies for Fangbone, Elephant and R.L. Stine’s The Haunting Hour. 19-2 showrunner Bruce M. Smith was given the Showrunner Award, Alison Lea Bingeman (The Pinkertons) the Sondra Kelly Award and Denis McGrath (X Company) the Writers Block Award. More than 150 scripts were nominated for this year’s awards in seven categories; 29 scripts chosen as finalists.

Guests on stage Monday included actors Connor Price (X Company), Patrice Goodman (Sunnyside), Wendy Crewson (Saving Hope) and show runners Stephanie Morgenstern and Mark Ellis (X Company), Gary Pearson (Sunnyside) and Adam Pettle (Saving Hope).

Here is a complete list of the award winners:

Animation
Fangbone, Season 1 “The Warbrute of Friendship”
Written by Simon Racioppa & Richard Elliott

Children & Youth
R.L. Stine’s The Haunting Hour, Season 4 “Mrs. Worthington”
Written by Melody Fox

Documentary
The Cholesterol Question
Written by Michael McNamara

Movies & Miniseries
Elephant Song
Written by Nicolas Billon

Shorts & Webseries
Out With Dad, Season 3 “Outed ”
Written by Jason Leaver

TV Comedy
Mr. D, Season 3 “Old School”
Written by Andrew De Angelis

TV Drama
Orphan Black, Season 2 “Ipsa Scientia Potestas Est”
Written by Tony Elliott

Special Awards
Showrunner Award – Bruce Smith
Sondra Kelly Award – Alison Lea Bingeman
Writers Block Award – Denis McGrath

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He Said/She Said: Canadian TV reboots — Yay or Nay?

Join Greg and Diane every Monday as we debate what’s on our minds. This week: Canadian TV reboots — Yay or Nay?

He said:

There has been a lot of coverage regarding television reboots lately, the most recent being that Netflix is bringing Full House back with some of the original cast for a short-run season. ET Canada celebrated Classic Canadian TV Week with cast reunions for Are You Afraid of the Dark?, Due South, Danger Bay (a reboot of that is happening) and Street Legal, and just over a week ago, the Edmonton Journal asked readers which classic Canadian TV show they would like to see back on the air.

If it’s done right, a remake can be very effective. I found Netflix’s re-visit of Arrested Development to be wildly choppy story-wise but it was fun as heck to see all of those characters reunited. I know plenty of Boy Meets World fans who were thrilled that franchise was returning with Girl Meets World and tuned in to check it out. Revisiting an established show with new stories pulls at the heartstrings and remember the times in our lives when our biggest worry was getting that high school project done. It’s no secret that television networks are desperate to keep people glued to the small screen, and reboots are a safe answer. Despite two awful feature films, I’m giddy as a schoolboy that Fox Mulder and Dana Scully are getting back together for more X-Files adventures.

But like I said, a re-visit of an old series has to be done the right way. With that in mind, here are four Canadian TV series I think could be brought back for today’s audiences.

Due North: A Due South Mystery
Sixteen years after Due South went off the air, Constable Benton Fraser is retired and living on a ranch in Alberta. He’s got a pretty wife, a dog (the pooch is a direct descendant of the late, great Diefenbaker), a field full of cattle and a quiet life. His idyllic existence is shattered when he receives a phone call: Ray Vecchio needs his help. Ray has gotten involved with some very bad dudes in Chicago and needs somewhere to hide. Benton secrets him across the border, where Ray finds himself a fish out of water in the land of big skies. This would be the first in a series of Due South TV-movies aimed at gradually reuniting the remaining cast in various situations and crime solving.

The Beachcombers: The Next Generation
To celebrate the upcoming 25th anniversary of the end of The Beachcombers, this limited-run series of six episodes catches up with the families of Nick Adonidas and Relic Phillips. The two groups are still feuding over errant logs, but the battle is even more complicated than it used to be. Why? Because Nick’s granddaughter and Relic’s grandson are a couple with a baby on the way and everyone tries to get along for the sake of those two. And yes, this project totally ignores The New Beachcombers TV-movie.

Still Ready or Not
Teen angst isn’t new—Degrassi is proof positive of that—so why not revisit this little beauty from the 90s by meeting up with the daughters of Amanda and Busy, who just happen to live next door to one another?

Da Vinci: MP
After serving as Vancouver’s chief coroner on Da Vinci’s Inquest for seven seasons, Dominic Da Vinci made the jump to mayor of the city for one season. This update spotlights Da Vinci as a member of parliament, walking the hallowed halls of Ottawa, making deals for his home province and enemies of fellow politicians with his no-nonsense approach.

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She Said:

Wow, Greg got all creative and came up with some pitches. I can’t say I have a burning desire for even my favourite shows to come back, unless it’s something like Intelligence where I want a cliffhanger ending resolved, or Michael: Tuesdays and Thursdays where a single season seemed inadequate and you can hardly consider it a creatively bankrupt money-grab to bring it back. Bringing back a long-dead, long-running show seems particularly unnecessary to me. Now that many of the main actors are dead, is there really unexplored territory in log gathering? I’ll watch the new X-Files with great trepidation.

Reading the entire series of books featuring Anne Shirley (of Green Gables fame) made me realize early in my life that more is not necessarily better. I was happy Kevin Sullivan didn’t go on to show Anne and Gilbert’s son dying in WWI, for example (though let’s not speak of the abomination that was his not-based-on-the-books The Continuing Story). I kind of hated the Arrested Development return. I’d almost always rather see something original from the brain of someone I admire creatively than see them try to recapture a magic that is so often capricious.

The common wisdom is it’s easier creatively and marketing-ly to start from a known premise. I’m not sure that’s always the case. In some ways, the earlier work adds constraints that a blank slate doesn’t. Plus it can be a world of diminishing returns: how do you convince someone to see Problem Child 10 if they haven’t seen 1 through 9?

Yet reboots and sequels have been with us forever. Most of Shakespeare’s oeuvre is remakes of earlier stories. Degrassi is on its umpteenth incarnation. Maybe it’s the difference social media makes I don’t remember the rolling of eyes as with Fuller House the last time Degrassi came back. Granted it’s been a generation since Full House, but contrary to what some self-appointed spokespeople for the human race have said, there are many who loved the show at the time and remember the show fondly. The derision of Seventh Heaven by online critics primed me to be wary of those ironically dismissing a show because they are not in a show’s demographic.

Remember how we fawned over Netflix’s use of viewer data to inform their original series selections? OK, downside, it led to more Adam Sandler movies in production, but I have faith they know there’s a gap in their original family-friendly fare. Unless people are sitting around with the kidlets watching Orange is the New Black and House of Cards, this seems a smart step for Netflix to leverage the enormous popularity of kids programming on their service. Fuller House might be a show that bridges the gap between younger viewers and more nostalgic ones.

I’d love to see a Littlest Hobo reboot on CTV (as if) or CBC, not because I want to watch it (though come on, I totally would for a few episodes) but because it’s the kind of program Canadian networks have all but abandoned, where children to grandparents can enjoy. Heartland is probably the closest, though it likely skews older than good old Hobo.

But really, Canadian TV isn’t exactly overflowing with original series as it is, and unlike Netflix has to consider what fits on a broadcast schedule, so I hope they stay away from reboots and start having more faith in truly original programming.

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Review: Tea and teamwork on MasterChef Canada

Last week, the home cooks were tasked with cooking for MasterChef judge Graham Elliot, this week they were cooking alongside Claudio Aprile.

A key lesson should have been taken by every one of those home cooks present and future contestants as Chef Claudio presented a master class in calm. Where even David can get a little flustered under the gun, Claudio had no wasted movements during the Mystery Box challenge. While the Top 7 ran to the pantry to get extra ingredients, Claudio seared off his lamb and started prepping his potatoes. It may have been all in the editing, but Claudio might not have used anything from the pantry, preferring to keep it simple. The result? He was done with 15 minutes to spare, cleaned up his station, sat down and took the time to plate his final dish. (It was refreshing to see the three judges have a little bit of fun, especially when Michael took away Claudio’s goat cheese and Alvin ate half of his pear.)

Despite David’s unique idea of making a pistachio purée, it was Sabrina who won the Mystery Box—and a huge advantage. (For all of those viewers who moan when David wins, look at the reason why: he veered from the usual pistachio crust and made something different.)

The Elimination Challenge was a sharp contrast to Claudio’s control in the first 20 minutes of Sunday’s “Tea for Two.” Chaos ruled when Sabrina teamed up the six finalists to re-create a traditional English afternoon tea platter of desserts, scones and sandwiches.

At first blush it appeared the pairing of Line and Cody would self-destruct. After all, they aren’t friends, and have clashing personalities. But a funny thing happened midway through the profiterole making: the two meshed and got along. Every time they swapped out to continue the challenge they gained momentum on the way to winning the night and scoring captaincy’s in next week’s team challenge.

David and Jennifer, meanwhile, were a frigging disaster. They started strong, with Jenn coaching David through the first steps of making pastry. Then she went off the rails. David had to guide her, listing ingredients for pastry cream and ultimately making all of the sandwiches with just four minutes before time ran out. After all that, their profiteroles were missing whipped cream.

With David doing most of the work during the hour, it was easy for the judges to eliminate Jennifer from the competition.

Notes and quotes

  • “I might be old, but I ain’t dead. And that’s some eye candy going on up there.” — Line, describing Chef Claudio in his chef’s whites.
  • Claudio taking part in the Mystery Box Challenge was like watching a sports car rev at a stoplight next to a kid on a three-speed bike.
  • The smirks traded between Chef Claudio and Chef Michael were hilarious.
  • Sorry, but most of the home cooks’ lamb dishes looked like a mushy mess.
  • Did the chefs not have to make scones? I didn’t see any footage of that.

MasterChef Canada airs Sundays at 7 p.m. ET on CTV.

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